Interview with N’bug Doniohue

I:  A black kid had his notebook kicked outside school and a witness cried.

NG:  Was it a white witness?

I:  Yes.

NG:  It cried for its pale sickly self over a black mimic of whiteness.

I:  When Deep Purple made a sickening racist comment he also was visibly upset and shaken.

NG:  It was the deteriorating European guilt.  My woman from Tokyo was a token gesture to the sacred Black Man proving that the occult fathers of the klavern know who is special.  What liberal could deliver dat?

I:  I donohue.